Monday, January 7, 2013

Christmas Songs

One Christmas present Brad did for me was to re-do some songs and put his own lyrics to them. I thought they turned out really good. He was going to actually put the words to the songs but couldn't ever get it to work how he wanted (he is picky when he does projects.) This is just another way he is creative.  
First is the original song, then the lyrics Brad came up with. 
I remember when you picked up, the first time
 Saying this is her, I lost my guts, 'cause like
 We hadn't worked together in a month
 Then you, said you'd, ask yer mom, what?
 Then you come on the line again and say
 Bradley, I like you and my mom say's its o.k.
 Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
 I say, I'll see you, we hang up, we go out, I love you
Oooh I called you up again last night
 But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
 It's forever ever ever 'til were back together
 It's forever ever ever 'til were back together
 You still talk and I still talk
 We don't hang up 'til three
 Seems like forever ever ever ever 'til were back together
 Like forever...
 I'm really gonna miss those endless nights
 And you, calling to make sure I'm home alright
 And me, I'll hide away and hear what's on your mind
 while we, talk for hours your Dad's calls get a busy line
Oooh you called me up again tonight
 But Oooh, this time you're telling me, you're telling me
 It's forever ever ever 'til were back together
 It's forever ever ever 'til were back together
 You still talk and I still talk
 We don't hang up 'til three
 Seems like forever ever ever ever 'til were back together
I used to think, those nights, were forever ever
 And I used to say never say never
 Huh, we got new cell phones and she's like, let's text each other
 And i'm like, ok, I mean I got a $200 cell phone bill, you know
 We are never texting each other again, like ever
It's forever ever ever 'til were back together
 It's forever ever ever 'til were back together
 You still talk and I still talk
 We don't hang up 'til three
 Seems like forever ever ever ever 'til were back together
We, oooh, oooh, not back together, we
 Oh, 'til were back together
You still talk and I still talk
 We don't hang up 'til three
 Seems like forever ever ever ever 'til were back together

This song of Brad's is about Zombies... I was confused the first time I read it, but if you know Brad it makes perfect sense. 
Don't look now. They can walk?
 So confused, it's like were lost
 What went wrong? Where did you go?
 Can't pretend I don't know
 They bit you - your unchangeable
 When did it fall apart?
 Or were we doomed from the start
 When the dead began to move
 I was blind, such a fool
 Thinking I was uneatable
It was you and me against the world
 And I promised you we'd beat the hoards
 Was it the zombie that I wed?
 No your the zombie that I spared?
 'Cause I gotta know what made me nonsensical
I've been told sleep with my gun
 To blow you up and carry on
 And deep inside, I know that's true
 You'd eat my brain, if I let you
 You were still adorable
It was you and me against the world
 And I promised you we'd beat the hoards
 Was it the zombie that I wed?
 No your the zombie that I spared?
 'Cause I gotta know what made me nonsensical
 Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, 'cause I'm only dreaming
 Get off, get off, get off, get off, get off of my head now
 Because fruit tastes better zombie Lecter
 Can't let go
 It was you and me against the world
 And I promised you we'd beat the hoards
 Was it the zombie that I wed?
 No your the zombie that I spared?
 'Cause I gotta know what made me nonsensical
It was you and me against the world
 And I promised you we'd beat the hoards
 Was it the zombie that I wed?
 No your the zombie that I spared?
 'Cause I gotta know what made me nonsensical

So here's another day
 I'll say "I promise you"
 Another night of good intentions that I'll never do
 My clothes lie balled and worn
 And again you ask me "Why?"
 Say what you want to say
 What you wanna say
 What you..
 I have those stupid dreams
 Scream in my sleep and then
 I snore so loud you kick me out of bed at 3 AM
 Pick up my clothes and hear you saying flirty things to me
 Do what you wanna do
 What you wanna do
 What you..
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
 Fix me cuz
 I don't wanna say I know your right
And I do want to show you
 I will do for you, for you what I
 Can't stand, that you think I ignore
 I cross my heart and hope to die
 Cross my heart and hope to die
 Cross my heart and hope to..
 I'll tell you all the same
 You'll have my guarantee
 Another day
 A little balder and the scale hates me
 Gonna let the Mrs.
 The Mrs.
 Mrs. say I still look good
 Lie just a little lie
 Just a little lie
 Just a..
 I wonder what your thinking
 I wonder if you doubt it
 I wonder how you ever stayed with me so long without it
 I don't know if you know
 I'd do it all for you
 Be what I ought to be
 What I ought to be
 What I..
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
 Fix me cuz
 I don't wanna say I know your right
 And I do want to show you
 I will do for you, for you what I
 Can't stand, that you think I ignore
 I cross my heart and hope to die
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
You say thank you
 I won't forget to
Fix me cuz
 I don't wanna say I know your right
And I do want to show you
 I will do for you, for you what I
 Can't stand, that you think I ignore
 I cross my heart and hope to die
And I do want to show you
 I will do for you, for you what I
 Can't stand, that you think I ignore
 I cross my heart and hope to die
 And I do want to show you
 I will do for you, for you what I
 Can't stand, that you think I ignore
 I cross my heart and hope to die
And I do want to show you
 I will do for you, for you what I
 Can't stand, that you think I ignore
 I cross my heart and hope to die

I wiped the dust off the shelf,
 You asked me If I could help
 I looked to you and I fell,
 I don't know what to say
I'd trade my soul for a kiss,
 Your beauty I can't dismiss
 I wasn't looking for this,
 But now you're in my way
 Your hair was flowin',
 It seems, skin was glowin'
 Hot girl, mind was blowin'
 Where do you think you're going, baby?
 Hey, I just met you,
 And this is crazy,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
It's hard to think right,
 And I'm shaky,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
 Hey, I just met you,
 And this is crazy,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
You make the other boys,
 Jealous of me,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
I took my time with the call,
 I took no time with the fall
 You were a puzzle to solve,
 But still, a piece away
I'd lie, and murder and steal
 If you'd tell me that it's real
 I didn't know I would feel it,
 But it's in my way
 Your hair was flowin',
 It seems, skin was glowin'
 Hot girl, mind was blowin'
 Where do you think you're going, baby?
 Hey, I just met you,
 And this is crazy,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
It's hard to think right,
 And I'm shaky,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe
Hey, I just met you,
 And this is crazy,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
 And there's the other boy,
 Joined the Navy,
 But he's no Cooper,
 Marry me, maybe?
 Until you can become my wife
 I want you so bad
 I want you so bad
 I want you so, so bad
 Until you can become my wife
 I want you so bad
 And you should know that
 I want you so, so bad
 It's hard to think right,
 And I'm shaky,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe
 Hey, I just met you,
 And this is crazy,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
You make the other boys,
 Jealous of me,
 But still I wonder,
 Marry me, maybe?
 Until you can become my wife
 I want you so bad
 I want you so bad
 I want you so, so bad
 Until you can become my wife
 I want you so bad
 And you should know that
 I want you so, so bad
Marry me, maybe?

I would let you ride on my handlebars
 My handlebars
 My handlebars
I would let you ride on my handlebars
 My handlebars
 my handlebars
Look at me Look at me
 Feel like a kid and its good to be
 Alive and I'm a little dapper
 Even when the girls are all "look at me"
 I can show you how to dosey doe
 I can show you how to wear my sweater
 I can do my part on the love patrol
 And I can always put us back together
 I can write a note thats a perfect ten
 I can tell you about my origin
 I know who the boy that you adore is
 And I'm proud to be the main M-A-N
 Me and my friends saw your luminous
 Me and my friends liked you on Facebook
 And guess how long it took
 I can do anything that I want 'Cause
Look
I can shout my love with a megaphone
 A megaphone
 A megaphone
 I can call you up on the telephone
 On the telephone
 On the telephone
Look at me look at me
 Just called to say that its good to be
 Alive in such a small world
 I'm all curled up with the girl I need
 I can make your smile lighten up a snow storm
 I can make you wired like you're on caffeine
 I can ignite your engine
 Simply more kisses make you bounce like a trampoline
 I can make you have dizygotics
 I can make your mom disguise psychotic
 Conditions I know how to make you ticklish
 And i can make you wanna play a co-op
 Movies gamers and computers
 Be my girlfriend understand your future
 I see the strings you control the system
 I can't do anything with no permission 'Cause
I can lead a slow dance with no chaperone
 With no chaperone
 With no chaperone
 And I can hold you closer and its super cool
 And its super cool
 And its super cool
 Look at me Look at me
 Thriving and I won't stop
 And it feels so good to be alive and on top
 My love is global
 My hug is secure
 My cause is noble
 My power is pure
 I can send out a million explanations
 Or let 'em all cry from imaginations
 Have 'em all healed from their admirations
 Or have em all guilt by their fabrications
 I can cause anybody's heart to stiffen
 Just because I don't like 'em
 I would do anything for your permission
 I'd give it all under my command because
 I can steal a kiss by candlelight
 By candlelight
 By candlelight
 And I can heal a dark heart with my antidote
 With my antidote
 With my antidote
 And I would trade the planet for the love you cause
 For the love you cause
 For the love you cause
 For the love you cause
 For the love you cause
 For the love you cause
I would let you ride on my handlebars
 My handlebars
 My handlebars
I would let you ride on my handlebars
 My handlebars
 My handlebars

I thought they were fun. They all have things in them about us either in our marriage or when we were dating that are true. Like our first cell bill when we were dating was over $200, thanks to texting. We were talking one night on the phone and right after we hung up (on my parents land line) the phone rang and it was my Dad's work, they had been trying to call him for about 2 hrs and they needed him. We also didn't have call waiting or I would have done that for my dad. In the last song it talks about co-op, I hate to admit it, but I love to play Call of Duty with Brad. I'm not very good, but it is fun. Also the dizygotic means twins... just FYI. Ahh I love this man, he's so much fun. 

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